Meet the Player: Scott Parker
So, this was Scott Parker in Feb. 2008. He's butt, we all know.
This is Scott Parker on March 16, 2008 at Saint Baldricks Day, where Avs players shaved their heads to raise money for kids with cancer. It's like he's had an Oprah makeover. I knew there was hotness in there somewhere, let it out more often.
| Team: | Colorado Avalanche |
| Name | Scott Parker |
| Jersey # | 30 |
| Position | Right Wing |
| Shoots/Catches | Right |
| Date of Birth | January 29, 1978 |
| Age | 30 |
| Hometown | Hanford, California |
| Height | 6′5″ |
| Weight | 240 |
| Previous Teams | San Jose Sharks |
| Nicknames | The Sheriff Parksie Shrek |
The Good
After reading some interviews he appears to be quite knowledgeable. (Unlike…say…Andy Peters)
The Bad
He has cats named “Harley” and “Davidson”. Such badass names for cats
He has worked his way up to 7 minutes a game, which is a whole 4 minutes more than Andy Peters.
Needs to lose the ZZ Top ’stache.
The Ugly (My Comments)
We, the Avs, drafted him in the FIRST round…seriously? WTF.
Worked in construction and would go back to construction if he wasn’t playing hockey. (Private to Scott: Are you related to Rayzor, cause he tried that already. I’m just sayin…)
Ok, so this is how I knew he was hot. Here’s his team photo from his first spin with the Avs.
Aww...
Meet the Player: Scott Hannan
Argh, another ugly one.
| Team: | Colorado Avalanche |
| Name | Scott Hannan |
| Jersey # | 22 |
| Position | Defenseman |
| Shoots/Catches | Left |
| Date of Birth | January 23, 1979 |
| Age | 29 |
| Hometown | Richmond, British Columbia |
| Height | 6′1″ |
| Weight | 225 |
| Previous Teams | San Jose Sharks |
| Nicknames | Scotty Hanny Ben |
The Good
Ovie called him the toughest man to play against.
He plays for my western conference favs.
The Bad
Has his own fan club on myspace.
Seriously, there are other cool players that should have myspace fan clubs before him.
The Ugly (My Comments)
His real name is Kenneth Scott Hannan. I’m down with people that go by their middle name.
Why so serious? Although, this proves he (and Marleau) were hot at one point of time.
