Archive for the ‘I like Hockey’ Category

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Sure sign

September 12, 2009

That people my age should not text message:

Co-worker: Making your way in the world today sure can take a lot

Chaz: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have ::company name::

Co-worker:  Believe it or not I’m walking on air I never thought I could feel so freee-e-e

Chaz: And if you threw a party, you invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say “Thank you for being a friend.”

I’m debating if this means I need to learn how to properly text message or I watch too much TV.  In other news, I’m settlin’ into my couch for a loooooooooooong hockey season!

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My sad realization

March 30, 2009

I have to admit the Sabres downward slide left me unable to enjoy hockey. I would also be remiss if I didn’t mention this is a first for me. Not since the lock out have I been able to go a few nights during the season (regular or post) without watching a game. The few times I took vacation during the regular season, I found myself paying 30 cents per minute to keep me up to date on just what was happening during a game.

The last few weeks though, I’ve found myself thinking, “Ya know there is a game on tonight. Ya know what, so is  :insert a TV show here: and I think I’d rather watch :that show:.” I’ve been completely content to check the box score on my crackberry and call it a day.

Is there some form of hockey therapy out there to be had?

I made it a point to flip back and forth between the SU game and the Sabres game on Friday. Unfortunately, every time I flipped the damn leaves scored so I stopped watching and went to bed. They pulled that one out.

Saturday could almost be described as rinse, wash and repeat. This time the TV flipping was between TLC, The Food Network and the Sabres game. When the Habs started to score, I decided it was time for bed. I was shocked to find out the Sabres won on a Toni, Tony, Tone goal.

So, I’m wondering if I’ve lost my eternal love for hockey?

Will it change when I move into my own house and can watch the NHL network whenever I want?

I don’t know folks, but until then I’m going on a hunting trip and the game I’m hunting is hockey.

Wish me luck.

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Throwing the baby out with the bathwater

March 10, 2009

Now I, along with everyone else, understands there are issues in Montreal. I think you’d have to be blind not to notice. However, I don’t necessarily think the problem lies with Guy Carbonneau.

Have there been off-ice incidents? Does a bear shit in the woods?
Did this impact the on-ice product? Uh, I would think so.
Unless Gainey was willing to PAY someone to babysit his stars how much impact does the organization really have on their lives. You can tell them not to do something, but it is ultimately their decision. Les Habs could have punished their players for their actions. Team suspensions? I don’t remember seeing any. Florida didn’t have a problem suspending Boynton for exchanging a few words with the coaching staff. I could be wrong but a few words with the coaching staff is NOTHING compared to les parties and les friends a few of the Habs have been keeping. Did Gainey suspend any players? Nope.

Gainey mentions the team has been relatively stagnant in the last 8 weeks. No offense, BOB, but you did NOTHING on March 4th. Nothing. What impact do you think this had on your team? You had the opportunity to try and trade some of the “cancer” you had in the room and did nothing. You could have sent these people to the AHL and replaced them, yet you did nothing. So, onto the Sabres/Habs game on the 4th. You have the Sabres who got a back up goalie to support Patty, a center that can handle faceoffs who’s not named Goose, and re-signed the Glassman. The Sabres were energized by what happened on March 4th, your team, not.so.much. AND IT SHOWED.

Unless this is a ploy to get Patty Roy behind the bench, Les Habs just threw the baby out with the bathwater. Not good, monsieur, not good.

On a completely different note, I was supposed to be in Nashville this evening attending the Preds/Caps game. Unfortunately, my business trip got cancelled last minute. So, if you know anyone that’s in Nashville and may want to go tonights game. Have them e-mail me at ISHMTC[at]yahoo[dot]com. I have the ticket in email format and will send out to the first person that emails me. It is one ticket in section 206, row E, seat 7.

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The Bruins won!

February 18, 2009

Ok, so I shouldn’t be THAT excited, but after the Sabres loss to the ‘Canes any revenge is sweet.  I will say the tribute to Glen Wesley was something else.  Now, I’m not a huge fan of Glen’s.  Don’t get me wrong, I understand what he has contributed to this organization, but I have no vested interest in the touchy feely aspect of retirement ceremonies.

Before I get into my thoughts of last nights game, I need to apologize.  Apparently, my cellphone is not made to take pictures in the dark.  I promise next time it will be my real camera.

So, here’s my thoughts on last nights game – in order of occurrence

Aw, how nice of them.  Im glad to be here!

Aw, how nice of them. I'm glad to be here!

I pulled into the RBC Center and could not believe my eyes!  There.was.tailgating.  I will fully admit, there was tailgating before the Winter Classic in Buffalo, but we were at a football stadium.  I can not count the number of trucks there were with coolers and those little hibachi grills.  I wonder if they know it’s not “normal” to tailgate for HOCKEY?  I think it was my I heart Buffalo hockey shirt that kept me from getting a nice, roasted hot dog. 

While I was waiting in line to enter the arena, I called Diebeige to discuss the tailgating.  The call didn’t last long, because I had to put my cellphone and purse on a tab to be checked while I went through the metal detector.  (Yes, you read that correctly.)  I’m used to a lot of travel, so usually a metal detector is no big deal, but for hockey?  They must be afraid someone is going to shoot Cam Ward or some other under performing member of the team.

That guy in white...yeah, hes wearing a Sabres jersey.

That guy in white...yeah, he's wearing a Sabres jersey.

During the pre-game skate, Aaron Ward who obviously loves this state and city knew some of the people sitting in front of me.  They tried really hard to get his attention, and when he finally saw them gave them a head nod and a smile.  I thought it was nice, even if they were decked out in ‘Canes gear.

It was really cool to see Marc Savard pick up about 5-6 pucks and chuck them over the glass for little kids.  Even if those kids were wearing ‘Canes jersey’s.  He did this twice.  It was cool and the kids were really excited.

You are SO hot, if only youd turn around.

You are SO hot, if only you'd turn around.

While waiting for the ceremony to begin, I decided to take in the data scrolling by on the jumbo-tron.  To be honest with you, I didn’t get it at first. 

Oh look, its an advertisement for “The Godfather”, but wait, that says “The Hogfather?”  WHA??  Then I caught another that said “The Hog King” with a picture of Simba.  Huh?  The next thing I saw was this -

Meet Stormy - the hog.

Meet Stormy - the hog.

The ‘Canes mascot is a pig.  A pig, people.  Because when I think of a hurricane, my first thought is a pig.  I do get the state food around here is BBQ, but that just makes the pig mascot cruel.  I mean, seriously, this is almost as bad as when my mom told my 4 year old nephew that Babe was about bacon.

In other, only in the south news, both Zamboni’s are outfitted as John Deere’s.  No, really, this picture actually came out.

Told ya I was tellin the truth.

Told ya I was tellin' the truth.

Next, it was onto the retirement ceremony.  It started out super cool with showing Glen getting dressed in his ‘Canes jersey again.  Then he came down the tunnel, all by himself, for one last lap around the ice.  Before taking his lap, he stopped by the Zamboni doors and grabbed his two sons, also dressing in miniature Glen gear, and the three of them circled the ice.  It.was.awesome.  You could tell as they would come up to some of the wires that he was telling his sons to be careful, there’s a wire.

Here the are taking the first pass around the rink.

Here the are taking the first pass around the rink.

When they got to the podium at center ice, the announced all of Glen’s special guests.  There were two in particular from his days in Boston.  Derek Sanderson and Ray Bourque.  Unfortunately they announced that Ray had a family emergency and was unable to make it.  During his speech, Glen thanked Ray and told him all of his thoughts and prayers were with him right now.  I don’t know what has happened with/or to Ray, but my thoughts and prayers are with him now.  He is a class act and an awesome player.    It was also very difficult to watch Derek come out onto the ice.  For someone that “flew” around the ice for years, it was very sad to see the state in which his body now stands.  It was obviously painful for him to walk and just as painful for me to watch. 

They unveiled the gifts to Glen.  There was the normal replica of the banner being lifted to the rafters.  There was a framed copy of the score card of his first and last games.  Which is amazing they could find the first game.  Then there was a painting of Glen’s life in hockey.  To the left was him in a Bruins jersey, left and center was the Whalers jersey, and the entire right side was Glen in the ‘Canes jersey.  Tucked behind the Whalers and Bruins jersey was Glen in a leafs jersey with only the top portion of the leaf in view.  Just the way I thought it should be.

This is the real one, but he has a framed replica to take home.

This is the real one, but he has a framed replica to take home.

I stood with baited breath as Glen walked up to make his speech.  As I’ve said before, I’m a total sap.  While I really couldn’t care they were retiring his number I knew if someone started to cry it would be all over for me.  SO, the show Glen standing at the podium waiting to give his speech with a tear running down his left cheek.  GREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT, buh-bye Chaz.    You could tell he was attempted to hold back tears by the hitch in his voice as mine freely flowed down my face.  It was a very touching speech with some humorous parts.  His comments about moving to Mayberry could not have been more true. 

We were crying together.

We were crying together.

Before Glen left the ice, he was prompted to take one last swing around the ice and he obliged, but not before stopping to shake the hands of every single ‘Canes player and Aaron Ward.  Then he took one last trip around the ice and disappeared down the Zamboni tunnel. 

Final lap around the arena.

Final lap around the arena.

It was then the final tribute to the Wesley family was made.  See, it was announced the National anthem would be sung by Glen’s Daughter, youngest son and wife.  While it was obvious his son was very nervous, I thought a tremendous job was done by all.  The three part harmony at the end was a total thumbs up.  During the whole thing, Glen was not to be seen as this was their time to shine for everything they did for him. 

Daughter, Son, Wife

Daughter, Son, Wife

It was a class act all the way around and I’m glad to say I was there, even if I was wishing a Bruins victory. 

Next, it was puck drop time! 

Truthfully, there was nothing that made the actual game really special to me.  The ‘Canes fans that sat around me were definitely homers in that their team never took any penalties and the Bruins were always guilty of something.  Now, I can understand this mentality, I just don’t share it.  I can watch a play and swear like a sailor when DRoy takes a diving penalty.  Admit it, he dove.  Anywho, this got old quick. 

I was really shocked when the ‘Canes scored first.  I thought to myself they just might be able to pull this off.   I also caught a glimpse of a really neat feature the ‘Canes have on their scoreboard.  When a goal is scored, the jumbo-tron is split screened and the left side contains a picture of the goal scorer, regardless, of which team they play.  It also posts how many goals they have for the season and the number of assists for each person credited with an assist.  It might be a small detail, but I thought it was super cool detail.  From then on it was the Bruins show.  It seemed like every 2 minutes in the third period the ‘Canes lost another player.  I was glad to see a few made it back to the bench since There’s not much to say since the ‘Canes laid a stinking turd on a night they were trying to honor Glen Wesley.  I don’t know about you but I usually don’t consider stinking turds to be complimentary. 

In other news -

My blog is apparently famous for one bad post I did about Scott Parker, former Avalanche and currently out on parole out of a job since he refused to report to Lake Erie.  117 times, he has been searched.  I doubt there are that many people that really care about Scott, so I think he must be googling himself.  There’s nothing new on my site about you?!?!

How about them Sabres!  I predict a 3-1 win and they have to prove they can score 4.  I only wish I’d seen Drew score 2 goals.  That would have been awesome.

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Let’s go Bruins!

February 17, 2009

Tonight, I won’t be watching the Sabres game.  I know – travesty.  Deal with it and move on. 

What I will be doing is watching the Bruins annihilate the ‘Canes in the ‘Canes home arena.  I.CAN.NOT.WAIT.  This is going to be awesome.  That is, unless, the Bruins decide to go all Sabres on us and let the ‘Canes kick there ass.  I can’t believe this will happen, so I’m moving forward with my let’s go Bruins.  This will also allow me to cross “Raleigh” of my list of places to see a hockey game.  I only hope if I ever come back I can time my trip with a Sabres game. Now that would kick total ass.

I’m actually glad that I won’t be around to see the game tonight because it’s on Versus.  My hotel?  No Versus.  Listening to the radio is a total pisser.  Better then no hockey, but still a pisser.

The leafs are playing Pogge in goal.  Didn’t we beat him 230942839871 – 0 the last time he was in goal?  So, Vanek had 230939103294 of those goals, and he’s not in.  So, I say this time we win 3-0. 

LET’S GO BUFF-A-LO!

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Twice the speed of life

December 12, 2008

So much to say so much to do!  I’m glad to be back in the snow belt after my little excursion to OH, next week NC.  Yiiiiiippppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I’m very happy to report that I finally figured out how to get NHL Gamecenter to work and you’ll never believe in a million years just how I got it to work.  Here’s the steps for anyone else that may be having this issue.

  1. Go to NHL.com
  2. Click on gamecenter
  3. Log-in to gamecenter
  4. Stare at the blank page for 5 minutes.
  5. Click the “return to NHL” arrow at the top of the page.
  6. Click gamecenter again
  7. Click on the game you want to watch.
  8. Voila!  Hockey

I can’t believe I’ m such a dumbass that I didn’t figure this one out before.  Ahem.

Now that’s I’ve been able to “watch” a game, I have me a very strong opinion of the NHL Game center.  Ever heard of Buffering?  I barely remember it from back in the days of dial-up, but there’s no need to worry, just watch a game on gamecenter and you’ll be in buffering heaven.  Thankfully, it managed to not buffer T-Vanek’s breakaway goal which was kick ass or Gooses’ fight which was equally kickass.  Everything else those cool bloggers on the right side of the page talk about…yeah…I missed it. 

My interview candidate showed up today in a black suit and white, stiletto, open toed shoes.  Umm, have I mentioned where I live…

See, it starts out all pretty like this...

See, it starts out all pretty like this...

and ends up looking like this...  Totally stilleto weather.

and ends up looking like this... Totally stiletto weather.

The Leaves are coming!  The Leaves are coming! 

Last year, I attended my first ever Leaves/Sabres game in Buffalo.  See, when I saw the Leaves in Toronto I fully expected the fans to be a$$holes.  I’d heard, um, bad things about Leaves games in Buffalo.  Did I mention, they lived up to their reputation?  I was surrounded by them…they were everywhere!!!  Did I mention the Sabres lost?  Cause that just made it SO much better.  While I will be at tonight’s game in spirit, I really hope the Sabres kick their ass AND Crunchy gets a shutout.  I also hope all the fans get in a good 2-4-6-8 we want 10 chant.  That would make me REALLY happy.  GO SABRES!

I finally updated my Timmy Ho count over there on the right.  Before you point out my math issues, I updated it through year end, because we all know there is no way in hell he’ll come back before then…  I hope I’m wrong, but let’s face facts, I’m probably not.

Crunchy needs to tread lightly…very, lightly.  It seemed obvious to me, after the buffering, that play should have been a stoppage, not a penalty.  Then to hear about is overly dramatic “keeping the puck in play” move, probably didn’t win him any ref points.  I wouldn’t be surprised to see Crunch-o-matic called for boarding, diving, goaltender interference, playing with too many sticks and illegal substitution tonight.  The illegal substitution will drive the refs over the edge and he’ll get ejected.  Mark my words, they ARE out to get you, Crunchy.

Does anyone have suggestions for a good mascara?  I hate mine.

This was T-Vanek last year.  Tiny and left behind in a cloud of dust.

This was T-Vanek last year. Tiny and left behind in a cloud of dust.

This is T-Vanek this year, in all his stud glory.  Your conversion tactics are working, Sir.

This is T-Vanek this year, in all his stud glory. Your conversion tactics are working, Sir.

‘Nuff said on T-Vanek as I don’t want to jinx anything.

Words I never thought I would have to say…

Joey vs Snowblower - Snowblower with the KO

Joey vs Snowblower - Snowblower with the KO

Joe, you seriously snow blow your own driveway?  Get the fuck out…I just don’t buy it. 

I can’t believe you A) actually own a snowblower and B) operate it yourself.  With your travel schedule, I seriously thought you’d pay someone to rid the driveway of snow.  Do you make Debbie use the snowblower too?  This is all WAY too much.