I came into my blog today to write a new post, only to find, I’m a complete dumbass. See, I wrote a post and in the heat of “shit, I need to get this published ’cause I’ve got things to do” accidentally saved it instead of posting it. To those of you who were worried I may have keeled over, fret not, it was only my brain that keeled over. The rest of me is sitting here at work searching for the hardest surface in which to bang my head.
Onto today’s random thoughts -
It’s an “I love Crunchy” day. First, I saw this picture. Like most women in child baring age, there is something about a guy that looks comfortable with kids and vice versa. It’s some sub-conscious way of sending our ovaries into overdrive. It sent me straight from Crunchy’s gay to Crunchy could father my children in about 2.6 seconds.
Should I really even bother to keep up the Timmy Tracker? I have some serious hopes doubts that he never plays another game in a Sabres jersey. If you can’t bare to part with him, then make his sell beer in the arena. The women will LOVE it.
Now onto Sunday’s post which is a little redundant now, but what the hell. Heather also talked about a lot of this stuff, and I tend to agree with her, so you can read it here.
I realized a few things this weekend -
First, bringing up Mark Mancari might not have been a bad idea. Is there anyone else in Maine who might be ready for the jump? (Please, oh, please!)
Second, remember when I said we needed to dump some of our dead weight? Well the offer doesn’t still stand, but I still think we need to get rid of a few of our “low hanging fruit.”
I know you’re dying to know my opinion, so here it is -
You can shift Timmy to arena payroll by dropping 4 zeros off his game day salary, free beer and free women. Come on, you know it’ll work. (And I’m not saying this because he’s from Baldwinsville and I hate him.)
You can shift Andro Peters to arena payroll by dropping 3 zeros off his game day salary, free beer and free women. (Oh, that’s right…you’re happily married now.) Come on, you know it’ll work.
You need to suck it up when it comes to Max. You aren’t always going to get what you want. Shit happens sometimes, so take a low draft pick or put him on waivers. Wake the rest of the team up with a “this could be you” moment.
I don’t think you should trade DRoy. I do think he needs a hard core benching. He will probably enjoy riding the pine…ahem, moving on….
I think Pommer should be made the temporary Captain until C Riv gets his mojo back. I think he’s shown himself as obedient to the system and is being rewarded accordingly.
I think Crunchy needs to be sent to a therapist. He sucked last year after his cousin passed which is completely understandable. I’m not sure what happened this year. Did he find a stray pair of last year’s jeans in his closet? A shirt? Get dumped? Either way, a good shrink and some good organic trail mix should have Crunchy back to new.
Please don’t touch Mancari and Goose.
The rest are open for debate.
